Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour your loaf pan to prevent heartbreak.
Mash the bananas in a large bowl until they resemble a sad smoothie.
Mix in melted butter, brown sugar, eggs, and vanilla. Stir until combined.
In another bowl, whisk flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt.
Slowly add the dry ingredients to the banana mixture, stirring gently.
Pour in the espresso and instant coffee, ensuring everything is well combined.
Fold in the toasted almonds and chocolate chips. Try not to eat all the batter.
Transfer batter to the prepared loaf pan and smooth the top.
Sprinkle sliced almonds on top for extra crunch.
Bake for 50-55 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.
Let cool in the pan for 10 minutes before transferring to a wire rack.
Optional: Mix cocoa powder and espresso for a light drizzle over the loaf.
Slice and enjoy, preferably with a cup of coffee and zero responsibilities