Preheat your oven to 350°F. Lay parchment paper on your baking sheet because sticking is not in our agenda.
In a mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, instant coffee, baking soda, and salt.
In another bowl, mix the applesauce, honey, vanilla extract, and egg until combined.
Combine the wet and dry ingredients, stirring until fully blended. You want it smooth, but not like your ex's lies.
Scoop out tablespoon-sized balls and place them on the prepared baking sheet. Flatten slightly with your fingers.
Bake for 12-15 minutes. The edges should be golden brown, but don’t burn them like your New Year's resolutions.
Let them cool on a cooling rack before you stuff your face. Or don’t, it’s your life.